FYI, for anybody who may be so obtuse as to try --- let me give you a bit of advice. The kind of advice that comes from actually doing something so obtuse:
Don't. Move. During. The worst pre-New Year's blizzard since 1913.
For the reading-impaired:
I know this may come as a complete shock to you, but trying to move every single thing SWIMBO, the Surglings, and I had accumulated in a dozen years in our old house was a bit taxing -- especially in a blinding snowstorm! It's no wonder that my permanent expression has changed just a wee bit: