Scraped elbows, bruises, and other fun

This is the back of the DocSurgmobile:

The more observant of you may notice a little something is missing from the old Bike-o-Surg:

Yep. That would be the rear wheel, strangely absent, which experienced an event that can only be described as an event not unlike the creation of a taco yesterday.

Word to the wise: when a guy who won his age group national championship in the USA Cycling Marathon Mountain Bike Championship in Breckenridge, CO recommends a "fun afternoon mountain bike ride," trust your first instincts. Which, in my case, is abject fear.